Friday, June 19, 2009

~ “黄金vs人命:抢救武吉公满”讲座会 !!! ~

这不是一则广告,因为广告您可以选择支持或不支持。。。
这是大炮王国下的圣旨!!!
所以赴不赴约您都应该以不同的方式支持支持!!!


“黄金vs人命:抢救武吉公满”讲座会
日期: 2009-06-23 (星期二)
时间: 8:00 pm
地点: 隆雪华堂讲堂
负责人: 谢先生 03-2274 6645
主办:隆雪华堂民权委员会
主持:凌国文(时事评论人)
主讲:
黄金雄(武吉公满反山埃委员会主席)
钟绍安(劳勿都赖区州议员)
陈慧君(环境与工业安全顾问)
陈亚才(隆雪华堂秘书长)
穿着:黑衣为主

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

~ B'Day 2o09 !!! ~

This year of birthday is kind of special for me, with an early birthday celebration with debate group Kaki and a birthday lunch together with all L&D Kaki and all my Chee Muis. Thanks for the cakes, gifts, foods, drinks and thanks for everything. I must thanks to all the SMSs, emails and Facebook’s greeting sent by everyone too.

Should thanks Ah Hui for taking her leave on Friday and came all the way from Penang to Melaka just to spent time with me and my family and traveled back to Penang on Sunday morning. Really appreciated this.

And for my family, they have planned a so called “Home Party” for me. With the present of my niece and nephews, I got my first BEN 10 birthday cake in my life. For those who don’t know BEN 10, no worries as for sure they are too young for you. Again, with the present my niece and nephews, the birthday boy will not be the one who blow the candles.


Special cutting skill is required as you can’t touch the Hero! End result, BEN 10 survived!


Besides, I received 3 DIY birthday cards and some “recycle gifts” from the creative kids. All gifts wrapped by plain A4 paper with stickers on them.






And these are what they gave it to me. Nearly fainted after i saw these "aliens". The spiderman got hair somemore. The boy told me, "My friend colored the spiderman's hair!"



Less than 30 minutes, they wanted the gifts back. No matter how, should thanks for all their efforts. The two terrorists below must the master mind. Both of them from Lai's family.


This fella is the sub committee. He is the one who stop me from cutting the BEN 10 Hero on the cake.


Here is another committee, the terrorists' neighbour, Mr. PohPiah.


Lastly, must also thanks to my parent, sisters and brother in laws who contributed the f&B for the dinner. Actually the food can served for 2 nights of dinner. Really a heavy one.

THANKS TO EVERYONE AND THANKS FOR EVERYTHING !!!


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

~ 陪我狂笑就好了!!! ~

接下来的这几个星期里!!!

不管外头是否大风大雨!!!

不管烟霾是否继续弥漫!!!

不管炎热气候是否升温!!!

不管流感是否横行霸道!!!

不管政府是否依然故我!!!

不管多少疯狗继续乱吠!!!

没有任何因素能影响我!!!

因为咱大炮王国好事近!!!

所以本王的心情超愉快!!!

想得罪本王的就尽管来!!!

任何坏磁场都难我不倒!!!

你不用伤脑筋猜测推算!!!

你只需陪我狂笑就好了!!!

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!

Monday, June 8, 2009

~ 精彩人生 !!! ~

精彩人生的诠释可以有千万种。最简单的一种,莫过于在一生中你接触了多种不同的人。

他们可以是。。。

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也可以是。。。

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就因为有这些人的出现,你会觉得人是个可爱的物种。你的人生也会因他们而精彩。