~ PRESS RELEASE !!! ~

To whom may concern,

I, Chong Kok Wai (820612 - XX - XXXX) would like to announce to the rest of world that I am no longer fit for any sport game which involved heavy running or speeding. Reason being, I nearly die after a ten (10) minutes of full-court basketball game with nine (9) youngsters from University of XXX and University of XXX.

Though I managed to score three (3) baskets out of seven (7), my body has tried so hard in giving me a signal of fatigue by stopping my leg from running and force me to drink so much of water. My lung, noise and mouth performed a poor collaboration where one party requested as much oxygen as possible but the other two (2) parties have tried to ignore the request. Meanwhile, the brain started to force me to leave the court by showing millions of images of food and fruit. While lung, noise, mouth and brain were playing together, my legs and hands stopped functioning well. Fortunately, a nearby Chinese food stall has saved the day.

This hour (26 December 2008, 9:28pm), I am still sitting in a nearby internet café to declare this statement of unfit (due to the laziness of going home). Though I am so upset with my current fitness, I may pay more attention in building up my stamina starting from this moment (26 December 2008, 9:30pm).

Very truly,

ah wai
Chong Kok Wai
820612-XX-XXXX

~ fIRsT hALf oF DeCEmbEr !!! ~

First half of December, a happening month which full with outing, dinners, birthday celebration, wedding, etc……

1) A 3D2N trip to JB with my sis. I would say this is a damn expensive trip where I really need to “thanks” JB King Crab Restaurant.

2) Department dinner at Italiannies where I was shocked when a vegetarian took away a quarter of chicken home. Wonder chicken is part of Vegetarian food?

3) KPMG Annual Dinner and Dance 2008 at OneWorld Hotel, a dinner where all the Kaki Botol showed their funny funny “talent”. The night became more meaningful as someone (or maybe I) sat at the L&D table for the last time.

4) A simple birthday celebration for my niece, Britney Lai. Can’t remember how old is she now but I do confirm she is still a small kid. A blur blur kid who always ask me silly silly questions and always think that I’m silly.

5) K session with Esho & MayKin during the Birthday of Sultan Selangor. More than 6 hours of singing and laughter lead to major mental and physical fatigue.

6) Non-stop Christmas shopping, though I’m not a Christian. Must thank my sis, ah Ling and my mentor, ah Fa as my consultants. I think I’ve got most of the gifts needed.

7) Lastly, a 3D2N solely Makan Trip to DAP’s territory, Penang. This is second time I landed into the island. Due to “stomach constraints”, we only managed to taste few Penang’s local food as below:-

9th Place: - APOM !!! - with Banana & Corn flavor...only 30cents per piece. You can find it at Jalan Burma.8th Place:- Cendul & Ice Kacang !!! Something similiar to Melaka type of Cendol...really popular and crowded there...Less than RM2.00 per bowl. You can get it at Lebuh Keng Kwee in the heart of the city. 7th Place:- Pandan Coconut Drink !!! RM 2.50 per coconut with additional stunt show from the boss...Very scary coconut cutting skills....You can grap one of this coconut at Abu Siti Lane.

6th Place:- Pasembur Rojak !!! No fix price for this as you can pick any items you wished according to the size of your stomach. It cost us RM7.00++ for the below size of rojak.You can get this at Gurney Road next to Mr.Pot cafe.5th Place: - Mee Goreng Pulau Tikus !!! They only charge you a RM5.00 with additional of squids. They are not as spicy and oily as you imaging. Everything were just nice.

4th Place:- Fried Calamari !!! Really a huge size of squid they used and come with 2 types of sauces....This plate of fried Calamari cost us around RM12...Tanjung Tokong will be the place you can get it.

3rd Place:- Nui Chim !!! Crabs full with eggs !!! 2kg only cost us RM90++...Though i'm itchy 001, i do try it...Damn Chun...itchy 003 miss the crabs so much until this moment...Again, Tanjung Tokong is the place...
2nd Place:- LaLa !!! My all time favorite !!! They were fresh and juicy !!! This round of Lala come with some peanut...not bad....RM 14 for this size of dish at Tanjung Tokong.

1st Place, The Champion: - Penang Friend Oyster !!! Look at the size of the oyster !!! I'll not describe further on how nice it taste...Go and taste it at Tanjung Tokong and you will never ever regret !!! We ordred 2 plates that night !!!

Thats all for this round of Makan Trip and for sure there are more special Penang food waiting me there !!! Penang, we will meet again very soon...

Coming up next, L&D & ITS Chirstmas gift exchange, L&D Christmas Dinner & K session, International High School Debate Tournament & the wedding dinner of Mr & Mrs Chang Lih Hern !!!Stay tune !!!